Encounter At A New York City Party (Humor)
This story is based on a gross exaggeration of a hypothetical situation. Any similarities to persons or events in your life is purely coincidental and rather pathetic.
We met at a party in an Upper East Side apartment. I was eating cheese, she was eating crackers. I offered her some of my cheese, she offered me some of her crackers, and pretty soon we were both eating cheese and crackers.
I gave her that stupid line “Do you come here often?” She said, “Yes, every day.” Shocked, I asked, “My god, is there a party here every day?” She said, “No, I live here.”
Feeling somewhat embarrassed that I was an uninvited guest, although “uninvitees” at singles parties are quite common, I said, “Your roommate invited me.” She said, “I live alone.” That didn’t make me feel any better.
But when she offered me another cracker, I felt safe.
As the party wore on, it became obvious that this was
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